The Case of the Abandoned Hot Dog

So there we were minding our own business. I was on the computer and Cody was chillin' on the couch watching TV when the doorbell rang. He wasn't completely dressed so he ran to the bedroom leaving me to answer the door.

I opened the door and no one was there. Upon further inspection I found this (see picture above). A lonely cold hot dog hanging out of our mailbox with no one there to claim it. Me being the nice person that I am took the lonely little hot dog into the house where it was nice and warm since it was abandoned and didn't have a coat or anything.

I immediately blamed our friends The Lewis'(I played a prank on them the day before) for the hot dog prank and called their home phone hoping to catch them before they got there...they answered(Liz & Oliver, sorry for blaming you). OK so it wasn't them.Mystery unsolved...

I work one day a week and it happened to be Wednesday morning, the day after the abandoned Hot Dog. I have to be to work @ 6 am and this is what I found on my window (lucky for me I didn't park my car in the garage) @5:45 am. A little note just for me with extra traction on my windshield wipers to get the frost off and a pretty wrapper for decoration. I promptly took the hot dogs off the window leaving them on the side of my yard for some starving animal. To my surprise the "hi" was still on my window. Apparently Hot Dogs keep your window from frosting up. I think I have a new invention!
Later on I found out that Cody also has a surprise on his truck. He had hot dogs speared to his antenna, the poor little things didn't have a chance.
FYI: To the person who did this, I sent the hot dog wrapper to be analyzed for finger prints. YOU WILL BE FOUND and YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. You will be forced to eat hot dogs until you can't stand it, which should only be about two!